Things Go Wrong For Me by Rodney LacroixThings Go Wrong For Me (when life hands you lemons, add vodka) is a memoir of sorts, a roadmap of Rodney Lacroixs haywire life thus far. From his childhood, through the raising of his own kids, to his vasectomy and post-divorce world ... this book is more than just a culmination of outrageous stories woven into a cohesive narrative, it’s a testament for the little guy.
In this case, literally. Rodney is 5’3”. He’s very little. Almost tiny. Bank tellers offer him lollipops. He makes holiday money wearing green stockings and fake ears.
But even though he’s small in stature, his stories and the laughs that accompany them are definitely BIG.
Theres no doubt, if you enjoy snorting milk through your nose, and youre drinking milk right now ... youre going to love this book.
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A wimpy guy’s guide to getting a vasectomy
Each section below expands to provide greater detail about our interactions before having a vasectomy at our office. Patients are encourage to read our instructions on how to shave before a vasectomy! After paying your deposit please call to schedule the date and time of your appointment. Cancellation or rescheduling To cancel your appointment you must call and speak with a staff member. Email or voice messages are not acceptable. You can reschedule one time outside of seven 7 calendar days without penalty.
Seriously — ball shaving is a national obsession. For starters, make the whole process easier by trimming hairs back a little with the help of a body hair trimmer, beard trimmer or — if you've a steady hand, nerves of steel or a pack of Beta Blockers handy — a pair of scissors. This will make the hairs much easier to shave with your razor. Sure, the makers of electric body groomers will tell you that their products can be used on your bits but in reality nothing beats a traditional wet razor for results. To prepare your balls for the blade, start by splashing them with cold water or use the showerhead.
So you want to know how to shave for vasectomy. Now this can be a very interesting topic!
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Shaving the scrotum prior to surgery is important to reduce the risk of infection. Many men are anxious about this preparation, or uncertain about the technique. It is not necessary to shave the pubic area — the area above the penis. NEVER use hair removal creams e. Nair as they are extremely irritating to the delicate skin of the scrotum.
The first step is of course to ensure that you have made a fully informed and considered decision. Please review information on our site and elsewhere and proceed only if you feel confident and happy with your choice. Consider a vasectomy to be permanent contraception. Call Us to Book! Once your surgery date is scheduled it is important that you follow the instructions. Please also review the After Vasectomy information so you know what to expect after the procedure.
Did you read the first part , yet? My vasectomy was scheduled for Tuesday afternoon, so I left work early in order to cycle up to the hospital: my plan was to cycle up there, and then have Ruth ride my bike back while JTA drove me home. It took me long enough to find the building, cycling around the hospital in the dark, and a little longer still to reassure myself that this underlit old building could actually be a place where surgery took place. In the end, I just shaved all over the damn place, just to be sure. I sat in a separate waiting area from the first, and attempted to make small talk with the other gents waiting there. Some had just come out of surgery, and some were still waiting to go in, and the former would gently tease the latter with jokes about the operation.