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There are 20 Million matches per day on Tinder , with so many funny pick up lines and cheesy openers being used on a daily basis. We have picked out the best, funniest, worst and outright bad pick up lines. Please leave your rating so we can provide you the most popular pickup lines. Mike — Sort of. The real difference is that my couch pulls out. Ooh clever. Well I know the difference — Brittany.
Oh, our chums at Sugarscape are a truly hilarious lot, and the proof is in the Tinder pudding with their latest clever experiment. They've used the dating app to send One Direction lyrics to online suitors, shunning any dull small talk with the band's beautiful wordsmanship. And if you've ever wanted to see what happens when you try to woo with the words from Kiss You, your brain needn't ponder this anymore, as the team actually went and did it. The scary part is that most of these guys didn't realise the smooth words were song lyrics, telling us that not enough single men own One Direction albums. We could only sum up how we feel about this with the crying laughter Emoji. Type keyword s to search. Today's Top Stories.
These archbishops of Banterbury could charm anyone into bed. She's always been good with numbers, and it seems Carol Vorderman has calculated that when it comes to chat-up lines simpler is better. And before you start rolling your eyes just remember he used it to win over former lover, Bond girl Britt Ekland, as well as his ex-wife, supermodel Rachel Hunter. Unfortunately, she shunned him for another aristocrat, but young Winston would go on to marry Clementine Ogilvy Hozier, and forge one of the strongest marriages in history. I quite like bad chat-up lines.
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Many leading ladies have had to become adept at fending off these awful one-liners from admirers while other stars admit to have stooped so low as to use them on potential dates. Beleaguered beauties including Emma Watson, Julianne Moore and Zoe Saldana also talk about their most unsuitable suitors and their cheesy offerings. I just try to crack a funny joke. You wanna taste it? Playing a sex kitten in Boogie Nights has perhaps given some guys the wrong impression of the happily married for more than 25 years Julianne.
So, the moment arrives, your favourite pop star is standing in front of you - what do you do? Well, why not try some of Capital's amazing chat-up lines and thank us later. If Carly hadn't recently confirmed that she was dating an American musician, then there's only one chat-up line that would work on her. Of course, it's taken from her 'Call My Name' single: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, call me maybe? So you're at a party and you go to get a drink and then - from nowhere - appears Rihanna. What do you do?
Harry: Hey, let me woo you. Because you just stole my heart. Harry, sitting down next to Louis: Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world! Reblog this if you want a handmade cheesy as fuck Valentine for Valentines day.