Alcohol Quotes (639 quotes)
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Every day is a good day to practice balance, especially when it comes to drinking. These quotes about alcohol will inspire you to think about your next drink and encourage you to close your tab, maybe forever. The day I became free of alcohol was the day that I fully understood and embraced the truth that I would not be giving anything up by not drinking. There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. Life is important.
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Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer. Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double. Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia. Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.