The Valentine That Ate My Teacher by Dean MarneyI used to LOVE the books in this series when I was a kid!! Id been wanting to reread them for a while - Problem was, I couldnt remember the authors name and the series doesnt really HAVE a name and I also couldnt remember the individual titles. All I remembered was it was about a kid named Liz with a brother named Booker but called Booger and she kept getting sucked into creepy nightmare situations.
I was pretty thrilled to find a book at the thrift store I worked at with a description that includes the names Lizzie and Booger.
I never actually read this one as a kid. I gotta say romance is not a preferred topic for me in childrens books. Still, this was a fun read. Just reading it as an adult youre unlikely to be impressed - the narrator is cynical and negative about everything, the pacing is a bit too fast at first which causes some things to be glossed over that probably shouldnt be, cliches abound, and we never really know WHY this guy named Ralph goes out of his way to mess with Lizzies head to impart morals into her.
But when you think of it from the perspective of the target audience, most of this is perfectly understandable. Why wouldnt Liz be so cynical - its HARD to be a ten-year-old girl. The world is starting to relate to you as an adult but you still have a childs perspective on everything. Everything is confusing, and hazy, and nightmarish, but when you try to express your feelings no one takes you seriously. Why wouldnt you think every social norm youre subjected to is stupid? Exposition is boring. The cliches are there because they work.
Im disappointed these books arent more popular than they are, because theyre gems. Planning to pass this on to my fifth-grader future sister-in-law. Maybe Ill find the others in the series on eBay or at the library or something.
I Lived Out My Sexual Fantasy With My Teacher, This Is What It Was Like
Chat or rant, adult content, spam, insulting other members, show more. Harm to minors, violence or threats, harassment or privacy invasion, impersonation or misrepresentation, fraud or phishing, show more. I had an affair with my teacher and he showed my topless photo to other teachers. Help me please :'? I asked a question about me 18 last year now 19 who never had a boyfriend before.
I was 14 years old and good at English, although I never felt marked out for preferential treatment. I clearly wasn't one of those girls who blossomed early; straight hair, invariably greasy and lank, knee-high socks, flat shoes and a chest to match. I was a bit chubby, too. Maybe my teacher singled me out because I was seen as somehow vulnerable, a child from a broken home — more unusual in the s. I knew they weren't back until late and, after a while, I went out to tell him.
I kiss him back with all of my passion as he begs for the entrance to my mouth. As I opened my mouth he attacked my tongue and tried to eat me out.
This exam had to be a joke. I took a casual glance around the classroom to see my other classmates sweating it out over our final high school biology exam. I chuckled to myself as I thought about the last four years of girls throwing themselves at Mr. Christoph like cats in heat, while he remained oblivious to all of it. Christoph, as I admired his strategies for teaching difficult concepts and creating such an easygoing classroom environment.
It was the steady, moldy accumulation of dehumanizing, lifeless, squalid misadventures of which I was a part. Anger, impatience, frustration, stupidity — and that was just me. But, evidently I said something that upset Carlos. The next day I saw my friend the Dean of Students. They had baseball bats. I am not the coach of the baseball team. There is no baseball team.